It's a tough job keeping politicians from saying foolish things. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" gaffe, for example – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick the World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.
This game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual gaming. Your objective? To literally "lick" the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth orbited by a variety of objects.
Simply tap the planet (water or land) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a humorous nod to Starlink), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (President Biden's plane).
The Earth itself is adorned with tongue-in-cheek landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-savory depiction of San Francisco. The in-game items change daily, adding an element of surprise. Expect Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.
Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.
Go Lick the World is free to download, but in-app purchases remove ads, enable automatic clicking (meet LickGPT!), and unlock a coveted blue tick for your profile.
Download Go Lick the World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.
UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats for both political sides and, of course, Trump hair.